Curious Affairs Of Atherton Bartelby

Curious briefings on culture, design, and the digital world, as observed through the looking glass by Atherton Bartelby.

The Night The Moon Turned To Blood

(Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know I’m a devout atheist, but come on, how can a writer as devoted to irony as am I pass up an opportunity to quote The Book Of Revelation in a blog entry regarding a lunar eclipse? Pfft.)

So last night was the big lunar eclipse, best visible from these islands I call home. I was extremely excited, and anticipated capturing several thousand National Geographic-worthy images of the event. I returned home early in order to capture the event on my media card, and took some test shots of the full moon with the camera settings I was going to employ for the duration of the event. I was pleased. See below.

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Then the moon passed the lanai from which I was shooting, so I was forced to descend to the street below my building in order to continue shooting. As I took the following photo, splayed on my back across a sidewalk below my building, I began to cry, because it also began to rain, and with me, and the rain, and the moon? Yeah. Tear City.

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And soon after that I realized, “Um. It’s fucking raining, which means clouds, and now my photography for the evening is fucked!” I was, however, able to capture a pretty good image of the beginning of the eclipse through the clouds that kept obfuscating my images.

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And, rather sadly, this was the “best” image I was able to capture of the full event.

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It was beautiful. And inspiring. And awesome.

And seeing it through a lens did not do seeing it with one’s own eyes justice.

But I am recording it, all the same.

[Larger images available at Flickr.]

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Yesterday’s Boy

Yesterday, I allowed some of the love in me to die. Rather, not love, precisely, but the hope for love. Also, rather, I didn’t really allow it to die so much as I actively aggressively killed it. Because one can only wait around so long for something akin to feelings of love to finally be returned to one from one’s beloved. And since I am usually not the waiting around kind of guy, I finally decided to let it go.

So I committed emotional homicide. It had to be done. I cannot continue to dole out pieces of my heart and soul to someone who does not give me pieces of their own in return. I cannot continue to make such a huge emotional investment in someone when I know, via actions, words, and experiences, that I will never receive a return on that investment. And I cannot stand in one place, watching my life pass me by in a blur, and wait to hear the words, “I love you”…when I know that they will never come.

So. Yeah. Deed done.

Hey! Does anyone else remember the Troll Book Club from elementary school? And those little newspaper-y fliers your teachers would hand out every Monday, and then you’d mark up the order slip with, like, 85 books (if you were a voracious reader like I was as a small child), and hand in your slip on Friday and wait with bated breath until your teacher passed out the orders to the class when they arrived the following week?

I loved the Troll Book Club.

When I was, like, eight, I became entirely hooked on this mystery romance series that was actually marketed toward the older pre-teen female demographic. (Yet another reason why it should not have come as a surprise to anyone when I announced that I was gay.) The series was called “Windswept,” and each book boasted titles that were at once mysterious yet cheesy, e.g., The Silvery PastThe Red RoomThe Ghost of Graydon PlaceYesterday’s Girl. No matter what occurred in each book’s narrative, two elements could always be counted on: mysterious intrigue…and The Perfect Boy. Of course sometimes the dynamic between the teenaged female protagonist and The Perfect Boy was not always perfect, but it always ended up that way: True And Perfect Love…with The Perfect Boy Who Would Love Her Forever.

I suspect that my infatuation with the books in this series had at the very least a little to do with the formation of my overly romantic mentality; with my expectation that I, too, would eventually find that True And Perfect Love…with The Perfect Boy Who Would Love Me Forever.

Except that never happened.

(Obviously.)

Anyway, those four titles in the series that I listed above happened to present themselves to me while I was exploring several boxes of my belongings following my mother’s memorial service in Chicago several years ago, and I “squeed” with delight and carried them back to Honolulu with me. I spent a lot of this past weekend lounging about my apartment, pouring through those four novels, eating too much Ben & Jerry’s Cherry Garcia, and crying.

(I did attempt at some point on Saturday to take some sort of initiative and turn the day into a good one, but that effort was ironically rewarded with a deluge of rain once I finally reached Chinatown, so obviously I was not going to sit outside my favorite Maunakea Marketplace coffee stand and drink my sugared coffee in the rain, so I ended up yelling “FUCK IT!” and returning home to my beloved young adult novels, my ice cream, and my crying.)

My favorite title of the four turned out to be Yesterday’s Girl. I had, of course, forgotten the romantic dynamic between the protagonist, Kate Carlisle, and her Perfect Boy, Adam Parker. On the surface, their relationship was romantic, loving, caring, perfect…save for those moments when Adam would become unexpectedly cold, aloof, distant, for seemingly no reason, and completely pull away from Kate. Of course the reason for his aloofness is woven into the mystery of the book, which of course is eventually solved, resolved, and POOF! Happily Ever After For Kate And Adam!

It reminded me a lot of the dynamic between myself and the person whose affections, as referenced above, I have decided to psychologically condition myself not to want. (Um. Minus that whole bit about Happily Ever After. Obviously.) Because I cannot continue to put the emotional energy that I have been putting into this friendship / relationship / whatever; it is just far too draining for me.

Wow this article is kind of all over the place, isn’t it? Now how was a I going to wrap this up all nicely and relevantly again? *scratches head*

Oh. Right.

Sometimes, I wish I were eight again. Still ordering Windswept Mystery Romance books via the Troll Book Club. Still devouring their storylines like candy.

And still believing that life was actually going to turn out like it turned out for the protagonists in the books.

Sometimes, I miss yesterday’s boy.

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Happiness Is…

Where I am.

I was going to write a long and protracted entry about love and such. But you know what? This fabulous faggot’s week is O.V.E.R.

So you’ll just have to enjoy these two bits of my world until Monday.

Happy Weekend!

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Cessation

I smoked my last cigarette yesterday afternoon. I am quitting because of a rather intense conversation I recently had with a very dear friend of mine who wants me to quit so that I do not die before I am supposed to do so. But, more importantly, I am also quitting for myself. So my readers will just have to excuse me if I am a bit more of a bitchy cunt in the next few days.

Oh. Wait.

Why don’t I just start that right about now?

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Dear Frances Farmer:

I swore to myself that I would never mention you in this new blog, mainly because I thought doing so would pollute this space that is so special to me with your particular brand of vile hatred, and filth.

However, since you apparently have so little of a life compared to the life I have, so much so that you have the time to spend to check this blog daily and write bitchy and slanderous comments to my entries here (not to mention the entries in your own blog that are all about me, as opposed to you)…well, I just thought it an appropriate time to tell you how much of a pathetic, useless, lifeless, and soulless cunt that you actually are.

And you know something else? I actually regret spending all of those early morning hours trying to talk your sorry drunk ass out of finally taking that knife to your wrists.

Do you know why?

Because you deserve the knife.

So, please, get a fucking life and stop staying up late at night drinking your epic pitchers of fucking French Martinis and stop harassing me in my own new life, in which I am trying (unlike you are) to be the best person I can be. I have amazingly beautiful friends who love me, and a life that I love. And I do not need it to be continually sullied by your lies, slander, and hatred just because you do not have (and will likely never have) the friends and the life that I have because you are such a loathsome cunt.

You wanted me out of your life.

And I am gone.

So why the fuck do you keep coming back into mine?!

I quit yesterday.

And so should you.

With absolutely no love,
Atherton Bartelby

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Atherton [Redacted] Bartelby

Quick question: what should my middle name be?

(This is a serious question, as it will be official and legal.)

Also, it should be vaguely British, to match my other two names.

(But definitely not Russian or German.)

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Atherton Bartelby is a graphic designer, art director, writer, blogger, and photographer based in New York. Curious Affairs is where his passions converge: art, culture, design, media, New York City, technology, and random quotations from David Markson and Ludwig Wittgenstein without warning. Readers should note that the views and opinions expressed by Atherton in Curious Affairs are his own, and do not necessarily reflect those of others. He may be reached at bartelby AT abartelby DOT net.


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