As has been evidenced in previous articles, I am not one to jump on a soapbox at the death of anyone.
Because I think that the loss of any life is tragic.
And I certainly would not jump onto the blog bandwagon of the 85,000 online articles today that I have read on the subject.
However.
I do feel that he needs to be immortalized.
So I am re-posting one of my favorite passages of his here.
And allowing his words (and the title of this entry) to speak for him.
The abortionists have got to bear some burden for this because God will not be mocked. And when we destroy 40 million little innocent babies, we make God mad. I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People for the American Way—all of them who have tried to secularize America—I point the finger in their face and say you helped this happen.
Rest in peace, Mr. Falwell.
You deserve it.
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Like you, I don’t wish death or harmful things on people. That’s just asking for bad karma.
But I can’t help but think this man was such a waste of a human being, and, I may be struck by lightning at any second for saying this, but thank God he isn’t inflicting his moral code on the world any longer. Good riddence.
I agree with you completely.
(About both the wishing harmful things on people and thanking God that he is not inflicting his moral code on the world any longer.)
Good riddance, indeed!
I was JUST telling Richard how Jerry applied for the beachfront next to mine a few months ago. Sadly for him, the Asshole Homeowners Association of Hell and Other Outlying Spheres Past Purgatory (AHAHOOSPP) rejected his application on account that he wasn’t hot enough. I’m SURE he’ll find a nice place somewhere in NO time–I hear Saddam is selling his studio on the corner of Dilation and Curettage!
St. Peter sees Jerry Falwell approaching the pearly gates and IMs Jesus:
P34lyG4t3Pete: ROFLAMAO you’re never guess who I’ve got approaching right now
S4v10rpwns: OMG who???
P34lyG4t3Pete: Jerry Falwell.
S4v10rpwns: ZOMG *crucified *
S4v10rpwns: I gotta wake up Dad 4 this, brb
[G0DFTW has entered the chat]
G0DFTW: WTF?
P34lyG4t3Pete: I have Jerry Falwell approaching the pearly gates, sir.
G0DFTW: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA N00B
P34lyG4t3Pete: Do you want me to handle this or should I send him to you?
S4v10rpwns: Is to be biatchslapping time nau, plz?
P34lyG4t3Pete: omg srsly.
P34lyG4t3Pete: he’s here and demanding entry into heaven.
G0DFTW: ORLY.
P34lyG4t3Pete: YA RLY.
S4v10rpwns: LOL cry more emo kid
P34lyG4t3Pete: OK he’s still here.
S4v10rpwns: OMGWTFBBQFAG!
G0DFTW: *stubs out cigarette angrily* WTF YOU HAVEN’T GOTTEN RID OF HIM YET WTF?!?!?!!!one!1!!
P34lyG4t3Pete: D00D! HE WON’T GO AWAY!!! *cries*
S4v10rpwns: *rolls eyes*
P34lyG4t3Pete: D00d he totally be apologizing to all teh geighz and teh abortionists!!!
G0DFTW: LOLZ! PWND!!!
S4v10rpwns: *rolls eyes* *pours martini*
S4v10rpwns: this is almost as much fun as those three days I spent in that tomb, yo. LOL!
G0DFTW: ROTFL! Yeah sorry about that btw. LOLZ!
S4v10rpwns: whatevs. fag.
G0DFTW: OMG STFU! NO ONE IS SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT ABOUT ME!
S4v10rpwns: LOLZ!
P34lyG4t3Pete: HELLOZ! I HAVE A FALWELL SITUATION HERE AND NO ONE IS BE HELPING ME!!!
G0DFTW: Oh CHRIST you are SUCH A NAG!!! (Sorry, P34lyG4t3Pete.) Hold on. Let me get someone else in here.
[LUCIFERKINGOFTHEWORLD has entered chat]
LUCIFERKINGOFTHEWORLD: D00Dz! Why you be bothering me all the time WTF?!?!
G0DFTW: Falwell wants into Heaven.
LUCIFERKINGOFTHEWORLD: LMFAOROTFL!!!!!
S4v10rpwns: but we don’t want him be having Heaven mmmkay?!
G0DFTW: We be sending him Down There mmmkay?
LUCIFERKINGOFTHEWORLD: NO WAI!!! You not be sending him down here cuz the only last penthouse with a view of the lake that burns with fire and brimstone is already reserved for Edie and Atherton!
P34lyG4t3Pete: !!!
S4v10rpwns: ???
G0DFTW: All right, that’s it! Enough! Flip the switch on the trap door that leads to PURGATORY!!!
P34lyG4t3Pete: LOLZ! srsly?!?!?!
S4v10rpwns: HELLZ YEAH!!!
G0DFTW: LOLZ!
LUCIFERKINGOFTHEWORLD: ROTFL!!!
Also, my dear sister, I do think that “on the corner of Dilation and Curettage” is about to become my new catch-phrase during pau hana cocktail parties, if you don’t mind. *wink*
OMFG, I love when we come up with genius like this!!!
I know, right?! We are totally HIRED! LMFAO!
LOL I was just googling this to see how far it went. I like how y’all finished it. :)
HA HA HA HA HA! I did a Google search on it yesterday and found your post of Edie’s portion in LJ’s Meta; so glad you investigated further to find my portion. I thought they were both hysterical; glad you and the others did, as well! ;-)